Boldly Going Nowhere

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Honk if anything falls off

Iconoclast

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

My other car has bumperstickers, too

Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

This is it, I don't have another car.

Welcome to California. Now Go Home.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way

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